Life Lessons

1. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
2. I've learned no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
3. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
4. I've learned not to compared yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think.
5. I've learned that it isn't what you wear, it is how you take it off.
6. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you have finished.
7. I've learned to not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things.
8. I've learned the the ex's are like fungus, they keep coming back.
9. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
10. I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
11. I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
12. I've learned that the people that you care about most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away and the real pains in the ass are permanent.